[HaBi 1]    The AT&T Papers

The AT&T Papers If any of you still have doubts about Ma Bell, J. F. Doherty and his merry band of infected pork, this should clear them up. The above document was recently sneaked out of the AT&T Pentagon especially for YIPL. Examine the second paragraph. Being the smegma that they are, they cleverly used the word "obtain" for what is really coerce. What they do is to scare people they catch by saying they'll press lighter charges if they fink out on their friends or YIPL. We'd love to tell you they lie, but the fact is that when the Government romises immunity they grant it. So we consulted our lawyers and have discovered something very interesting. The Phone Co. has its own law- Fraud by Wire. You break it, and they don't have to press charges, because it's a federal law. But their scheme backfired this time, because it also means that they cannot make any promises about pressing charges. If they do, and this is what makes this stolen memo important, they are BREAKING THE LAW, OUTRIGHT. And they do it, too, because people don't understand all the facts. They are, exactly: If you are approached by the phone co. , do not tell them a thing, but try to find out what they want, and after they ask you that first question, kick them out. Refuse to say a word. They are not police. They cannot arrest, subpeona, question or even ejaculate. Speak to a lawyer, one who you can relate to. Even if they come with police or campus officials, you do not have to answer any questions or let them in, if they don't have a warrant to search or arrest you which they usually won't. Too many people have been screwed by trying to outguess or lie to them when they come to talk, so DON'T TALK. TELL THEM YOU WILL NOT SPEAK TO THEM, AND THEY SHOULD GET OUT. This infuriates them more than anything. Make sure your friends read this issue, and understand that when you deal with pigs, you're bound to step in it.

[HaBi 1]    The AT&T Papers